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I woke up in a bad mood to a bad morning, so I scraped together some change so I could grab breakfast on the way to school.
And I’m chilling in the mcdonalds drive thru, pissed someone stole my headphones, pissed I’m digging through pennies, pissed the sun is too bright
And then the register person tells me the car two places ahead of me bought my breakfast and said “God bless you”.

And I nearly started crying.

snh-snh-snh:

I keep thinking oh man, I’m so immature. How am I allowed to be an adult.

Then I spend time with teenagers.

And it’s like, wow, okay, yeah. I am an adult. I am so adult. Look at me adulting all over the place.

(via bunnyfan194)

cklookshuman:

MASS EFFECT BOMBARDMENT!!! 


Garrus / Krogan By : Meesh
Mordin / Thane By me! 
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GARRUS: TEE | TANK | PILLOW
KROGAN: TEE | TANK | PILLOW
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MORDIN: TEE | POSTER
THANE: TEE | POSTER

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"fucking idiot"

me to me (via aurarius)

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motora-dog:

あなたは私の最初で最後の恋人

motora-dog:

あなたは私の最初で最後の恋人

pansypanters:

solar-tsunami:

fuckingwhoremouth:

sheepyichigo:

kylerspears:

I’ll stop the world and smelt with you

jesus christ

Wasn’t expecting that

True love is world domination and that is beautiful

This is the best relationship to have hands down,

pansypanters:

solar-tsunami:

fuckingwhoremouth:

sheepyichigo:

kylerspears:

I’ll stop the world and smelt with you

jesus christ

Wasn’t expecting that

True love is world domination and that is beautiful

This is the best relationship to have hands down,

(via horrormove)

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To all the Tumblr users who tend to use tags very liberally:

thejadedkiwano:

Let’s play a game.

Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.

you, also, what, when, why, how, look, because, never

(via meradorm)

demon-ology:

Watch Game of Thrones tonight to catch up on all the wacky adventures of Arya and The Hound

demon-ology:

Watch Game of Thrones tonight to catch up on all the wacky adventures of Arya and The Hound

(via daisyloveletters)

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When someone had died or was dying or was so ill they gave up what little hope they could sacrifice, they cut parallel lines into the cliff, exposing the white chalk beneath. With the right eyes you could see them from the mainland or the fishing boats and know to send aid or impose a cordon of protection, and wait a generation until whatever pestilence stalked the cliff paths died along with its hosts.

(Source: anora, via meradorm)

feaqu:

tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock guess whos a time bomb 
alternatively titled: i havent drawn anything in 100000 years

feaqu:

tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock guess whos a time bomb 

alternatively titled: i havent drawn anything in 100000 years

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